tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87980434064548876242024-03-13T10:03:03.781+11:00Asian Drag Queen - now EmpressTo Drag Where No Drags Have Dragged Before!Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.comBlogger76125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-45142917424595953052013-05-28T14:27:00.000+10:002013-05-28T14:27:30.954+10:00Bimbo Blog - 'Sex & the F^*king Internet'Carrie Bradshaw - Sex and the City. They say that I talk like Carrie, I walk like Carrie, and I think like Carrie.<br />
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They forget I'm better than Carrie.<br />
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Sex and the city is so limited. Why limit yourself to just one city? When the title for our modern day society should be - 'Sex & the F^*king Internet'.<br />
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Yes, come on now you know it's true. How many of you out there, reading my pages now, probably have a go to booty-call-sex-site that you have bookmarked under some secret file name.<br />
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The new bars of the 21st century, are unfortunately - Chatrooms.<br />
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The 'Woohoo' girls, have transformed into 'LOL' girls.<br />
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The "Hot Guy" puts up cheesy shirtless pics.<br />
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The "Drunk A**holes" are now dangerous stalkers with cute cuddly usernames like 'Spankybunny25'.<br />
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I think that we are only just seeing the beginnings of the internet's power of bringing sex into our home life.<br />
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Chatroulette anyone?<br />
It's more like a Whack-a-mole game of popping d!cks on your screen.<br />
So Unglam!~Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-9816762914998298522011-06-15T01:39:00.003+10:002011-06-15T01:46:54.068+10:00Cosmic joke<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://joseaponte.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/coverart.jpg"><br /></a><br />Right now my boy mode and Lavida are both dating two halves of the perfect guy.<br /><br />One amazing in bed. One amazing as a boyfriend.<br /><br />Both with similar looks and build that its getting confusing. They even have the same name !?<br /><br />Both just as sexually confused.<br /><br />Perhaps I was born to be satisfied only with two men.<br /><br />Sigh why can't my guy be like Shelter.<br /><br />Loveeed the movie Shelter (2008)<br /><a href="http://joseaponte.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/coverart.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 538px; height: 537px;" src="http://joseaponte.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/coverart.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>You've got. to. watch. it.<br /><br />Lavida Loves.Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-76102558825002773702010-11-20T02:20:00.000+11:002010-11-20T02:20:00.173+11:00Miss Lotus 2010.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs957.snc4/75070_1451509494829_1446018354_30968834_3370322_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br />
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I haven't posted for a thousand and one years. This is an update of Miss Lotus 2010.<br />
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<b>1st Category - Traditional wear:</b><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Now here was where I tripped up. I had spent the day sewing 4 meters of tulle with my minions to make a fabulous wedding dress. My concept was a marriage between the East and West. Who knew that no one else followed the theme and they all did a performance. Good thing I had my CD with me, and just did a crash number "The Boy Does Nothing" </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/TOZ5hhCh02I/AAAAAAAAAME/uRxQeGpydcs/s1600/IMG_2963.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/TOZ5hhCh02I/AAAAAAAAAME/uRxQeGpydcs/s640/IMG_2963.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b>Final Category: Awards Night Gown</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So this is a beautiful gold number that I've been waiting to put on for the longest time. The opportunity finally came. I just had to spray a few bangles gold and put on my home made disco ball necklace as a crown. and Tadaa-</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/TOZ5vj152FI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/AM80aPVXszo/s1600/IMG_3022.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/TOZ5vj152FI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/AM80aPVXszo/s640/IMG_3022.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/TOZ6FJCYm7I/AAAAAAAAAMc/SZtLKcrkipQ/s1600/IMG_3088.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/TOZ6FJCYm7I/AAAAAAAAAMc/SZtLKcrkipQ/s640/IMG_3088.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Unfortunately I'm the runner up of Miss Lotus 2010. I guess its like American Idol and those reality TV, you always want the second place to win, but they usually go on to be more famous anyway. ;)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">It was a really great experience to push yourself a little further. Plus There's a Miss Gay Australia Pageant 2011 coming up in Feb. Keep your peepers peeled fantasissies !</div>Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-41594047991389692752010-09-30T20:43:00.003+10:002010-09-30T21:11:40.661+10:00It has been FOREVARR!Hi dollies.<br /><br />Por favorrr~ Loca. The bitch is back, and she needs to serve it up. Lavida is reinventing herself, and competing once again in the Miss Lotus pageant of 2010.<br /><br />This time, I'll give it my all. No more fear of being a bitchy drag queen. Why did I bother trying to be cute and humorous in the first place? I should have put on Tyra's chant from the start- "FIERCE!"<br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/TKRwMac9ehI/AAAAAAAAAL0/iaF5N5UE6d8/s1600/Lavida+Loca_body.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 251px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/TKRwMac9ehI/AAAAAAAAAL0/iaF5N5UE6d8/s320/Lavida+Loca_body.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5522662401624603154" border="0" /></a>After watching RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2, I feel much more prepared.<br />Last year I made a tragic mistake...I tried doing stand up comedy on stage. Dolls... Let's just say, leave that to the Wanda Sykes and Eddie Murphys of this world. One should not try to deliver comedy using another person's style.<br /><br />This year - The competition is sizzling and tough.<br />My first Heat will be on the 20th of October at Heaven's Door.<br /><br />With me dressed up in these categories:<br /><br />1. Traditional Wear<br />2. Performance Wear<br />3. Beachwear or Sportswear<br /><br />I've been raging through my closet, ripping jeans and burning hot fix rhinestones into the very fabric of my outfits. Here's crossing my fingers to make it work ~Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-19928043267062052042010-06-23T22:44:00.003+10:002010-06-23T23:02:37.972+10:00Winter FrostingsThe air is so chilly that my nipples could stab your eyes out.<br /><br />Yes it is winter here in the lovely city of Melbourne. Where warmth goes to die. Lavida went out last Saturday but the weather is fucking up my Chi (ancient chinese word for libido...or life energy...same same). ANywaysss, I am waiting for my shadow sister to load the photos. but in the meanwhile, I'll show you my beauty during my last outing at Sunday's Love Machine. Where my drag black sister -Mercedes performed!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs321.snc3/28638_395890682101_534547101_4637313_5983210_n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 383px;" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs321.snc3/28638_395890682101_534547101_4637313_5983210_n.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs321.snc3/28638_395890722101_534547101_4637317_616984_n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 447px; height: 335px;" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs321.snc3/28638_395890722101_534547101_4637317_616984_n.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs618.snc3/32491_430854491354_630456354_6039704_7176067_n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 342px; height: 511px;" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs618.snc3/32491_430854491354_630456354_6039704_7176067_n.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs658.snc3/32491_430854571354_630456354_6039712_1475078_n.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 367px; height: 515px;" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs658.snc3/32491_430854571354_630456354_6039712_1475078_n.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />You know you love it.<br />Now to get the frostings out of my vajayjayLavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-32162757732332560992010-06-01T03:58:00.000+10:002010-06-01T03:58:37.762+10:00Stalker & Make the Yuletide GayThis is scary but it's been months since I last saw this guy. But it was just a few hours ago when I heard him.<br />
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Why? because I gave him my number, one ingloriously drunk night, when beer goggles made him a whole lot cuter.<br />
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I hate those who just can't take a hint. - Boy! you are over and done with, now make like a trashcan and put a lid on it!<br />
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I know it's been a horribly long while since I last posted. But I thought I'd share my pretty new pic here :)<br />
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Which brings me back to my point. - DO NOT give out ur numbers to tranny traders my sisters who are misters!~<br />
It is a risk we should learn not to take. They are the dogs and we are the masters. Always remember that ;)<br />
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Gay movie update:<br />
<b>Make the Yuletide Gay</b><br />
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It was a gay version of an overdone Happy christmas movie. Where family and the fear of being unloved is the same old challenge for our pair of lovers. Good god, why can't someone come up with something original? Or something with a whit more intelligence? I hated the fact that they used age old gay puns! "Don't drop the balls", "Do you want to be on top or the bottom?" "Forget those wieners, try his Bratwurst"--- Rudolph should stick his antlers up their ass.<br />
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That is all! as you were.Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-55153303896232679272010-02-28T13:52:00.000+11:002010-02-28T13:52:49.403+11:00Wilheldiva Hater<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/02/becki-newton-michael-urie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/02/becki-newton-michael-urie.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="http://www.advocate.com/uploadedImages/betty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="233" src="http://www.advocate.com/uploadedImages/betty.jpg" width="320" /></a>Lavida loves the episode 13 from season 2 of Ugly Betty - Chica and The Man<br />
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A very dragalicious episode. Featuring Wilhelmina Slater's very own twin or doppelganger. At first, I thought, there must be someone else even more alike Vanessa Williams that they could have used, although the drag queen had a certain likeness....unless!....<br />
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The character was played by her younger brother -Chris Williams. The cast includes Ru Paul and Hedda Lettuce. I also saw a cameo by Perez Hilton<br />
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I loved the Manna Wintour in the show too. Which reminds me, I need to get my hands on Ru Paul's Drag Race 2.<br />
Bye bye chicas!Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-7073527357313236552010-02-09T20:29:00.000+11:002010-02-09T20:29:53.644+11:00Glass More Than Half FullHer Highness, Lady Lavida Loca has returned from her Royal Tour to NeverNeverLand.<br />
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Back with a ferocious fabulousity.<br />
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Lavida has joined the cast of Stirfried - With the Dazzling Hostess , Dee Dee Dazzler and Demigoddess Venus Envy.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Here's a video of our special stirfried performance "Anything Goes"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="color: red; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=309908184738">http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=309908184738</a></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's on facebook so make sure you add our wonderful new fan page for more updates! </div><div style="text-align: center;">Come to</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The Glasshouse Hotel </div><div style="text-align: center;">51 Gipps Street, Collingwood, Melbourne.</div><div style="text-align: center;">10.30pm till 1.00am</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">See you all there :)</div>Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-20418166824433248212010-01-30T20:11:00.000+11:002010-01-30T20:11:00.253+11:00Alexander Uijleman<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZpoOGPv-qSc/SM5vMziRLLI/AAAAAAAABf4/vuP_QaKUstM/s400/ALEXANDER+UIJLMAN+2.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZpoOGPv-qSc/SM5vMziRLLI/AAAAAAAABf4/vuP_QaKUstM/s320/ALEXANDER+UIJLMAN+2.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">This boy makes me pregnant just by looking at him. </div><div style="text-align: center;"> <strong>Alexander Uijleman</strong><br />
Height : 182 <br />
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Something about him just has tha perfect blend of boyish creamyness with a naughty playful sexual appeal.<br />
Ok I need some alone time now.Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-27632102715506025612010-01-16T22:06:00.000+11:002010-01-16T22:06:58.708+11:00Manga Fox: Futaba-kun Change Manga SeriesWhen I was a teen (which wasn't that long ago) I remember reading this comic about a boy whose hereditary condition that surfaces at puberty caused him to change sex whenever he was excited or stress. It was one of the funniest stories I've ever read, making 'normal' puberty seem a breeze in comparison.<br /><br />I have taken the liberty of searching for the database that allows you to read it in english (I read it in Mandarin) for free :)<br />You love me! awwww~<br /><br /><img src="http://www.ourmanga.com/manga/Futaba-kun_Change/logo.jpg" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mangafox.com/manga/futaba_kun_change/">Manga Fox: Futaba-kun Change Manga Series</a>Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-27514962145958191252010-01-03T00:31:00.000+11:002010-01-03T00:31:44.161+11:00Beautiful Warrior Charlotte - Anime Drag QueenGirls and Mister Sisters, this is a rare find.<br />
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From the popular anime series - Bleach, comes this hilarious villian<br />
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The embodiment of inner beauty herself, <span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">MISS CHARLOTTE CUULHOURNE</span><br />
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It's a long video, but worth the watch! <br />
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I almost died when I watched her 'transformation', choking on my own laughter.<br />
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Whoever created this character definitely knows what she's talking about.<br />
In fact, I think it may be based on Miss Noxeema Jackson ala To Wong Foo, played by Wesley Snipes.<br />
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Holla out there, your dear Lavida is back from Rehab! and I'm here to show you guys the magic of make up.<br />
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Yes, Lavida and Mercedez went out to the suburbs to get our make up professinally done. oh shit, i may need to stay in rehab.<br />
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Anyway, enough of my slurring, here we go!<br />
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prepare your color scheme. For a truly over-the-top, signature drag look, your eyebrows are where your crease will be from now on.<br />
Take your finger to the lid crease, where the eye sockets meet the brow bone, you're going to lift that by a fingers' width to your brow, and do a dark colour there. Try to blend it from dark to light, blending upwards.<br />
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Almost done :)<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Step 4: Glitterize!</b></span><br />
Drag queens are about an excess of femininity. bright, sparkly shiny and colorful. just put that on your face. hahaa. well, it depends if you know how to do it tastefully.<br />
My friend finished off with a few stick-on rhinestones at the corners of my eyes. It is always good to know that drawing things upwards create a more youthful effect. Add the wig and<br />
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</div>We are the new Drag Bomb Diggity!Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-79965246668420554302009-11-23T09:52:00.000+11:002009-11-23T09:52:01.047+11:00Genderfun, PhotofunYou all know I love my dear friend Amnesia Sparkles,<br />
I was looking at her page when I found this cute video she posted up.<br />
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It is so amusing. Some male hollywood stars as a woman. It actually kinda suits some of them.<br />
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These pictures remind me of the super fun Photofunia.<br />
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Another link for my lovelies:<br />
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</div>I just happened to remember wanting to watch it many years ago, but downloading movies wasn't as accessible as it is today.<br />
After hours of searching and getting dead torrents, I finally managed to find it on a forum site.<br />
Just because it was termed as an 'Asian' torrent, it seem to make it a lot harder to get.<br />
For those of you who are interested, this is the link where you can get it.<br />
<b><a href="http://bt.avistaz.com/details.php?id=c228922c897ff3bd59b1c67093f927d719c457f6">The Iron Ladies Torrent</a></b><br />
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You will not be able to download it unless you sign up for an account though, but there's no fees, which is good.<br />
I'm currently waiting for the show to finish downloading, but once that's done I'll give you a little review of my own. There is also a sequel which I plan to watch, and with a membership to this Avista forum for Asian torrents (what a load of pretentious exclusive wannabes), I can watch it now.<br />
I love technology.Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-80476348609656856302009-11-21T09:03:00.000+11:002009-11-21T09:03:00.685+11:00Bad RomanceRo ma, RO MAMA! Gaga, OOH LALA!<br />
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I am so loving Gaga's new song Bad Romance.<br />
She always has the perfect theme and the perfect awe inspiring video to set my dance legs on fire!<br />
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I am Loving those snap trap heels she wears! By Alexander McQueen!<br />
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And I love that Polar Fur Rug/Coat! Have a grand entrance and drop it to the floor~<br />
LOVE IT!<br />
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*just in* its a Faux fur coat by Benjamin Cho. snaps for this mister sister! <br />
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DRRRAMAA Dra ma ma , Gaga Ooh La la!<br />
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More behind the scenes<br />
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The Fashion Show!<br />
Tranny Heels Are IN!!!!<br />
<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pUvFTc2mlNY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pUvFTc2mlNY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-66075785766370254552009-11-19T09:01:00.000+11:002009-11-19T09:01:00.458+11:00LocaI am very proud of my sister from another mister - Miss Nina Flowers!<br />
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She has just released a brand new track -<b> Loca</b><br />
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Hmm, in honour of me perhaps? hahaha. Well no, I took my name from the great Madame Vida from To Wong Foo, played by the late Patrick Swayze. It just happens that one of my favourite drag queens loves to call others 'Loca'<br />
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You can have a listen to several versions of her songs here:<br />
<a href="https://www.masterbeat.com/#release/884502262186">https://www.masterbeat.com/#release/884502262186</a><br />
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I can't help but feel like she sang it in honour of me everytime I hear the 'Loca loca loca loca......'<br />
However, I have switched my slideshow music to the original Livin La Vida Loca song, but a cover by Lee Hom. One of the hottest man on earth by the way. apparently playing on 'our' team ;) if ya know what I mean.<br />
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I didn't really think about it, but the lyrics describe me really well!<br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: red;">She's into superstitions </span>black cats and voodoo dolls. (gotta watch out for those omens)<br />
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall. <br />
<span style="color: red;">She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light</span>. ( I do love candelight)<br />
<span style="color: red;">She's got a new addiction for every day and night. (<span style="color: black;">chocolate, TV shows, alcohol)</span></span> <br />
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<span style="color: red;">She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain</span>. (I love it!)<br />
<span style="color: red;">She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain</span> ( Meet me at the club, I'll show you)<br />
like a bullet to your brain. Come On! <br />
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<i>[CHORUS:]</i><br />
Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca <br />
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca <br />
<span style="color: red;">Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha <span style="color: black;">(I know you're starting to wonder if Ricky and I were seeing each other ;)</span></span><br />
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On! <br />
Livin la vida loca, Come on! <br />
She's livin la vida loca. <br />
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Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel (perhaps it was Melbourne city, in a funky chic hotel)<br />
She took my heart and she took my money (yeah that sounds like me)<br />
she must've slipped me a sleeping pill <br />
She never drinks the water and makes you order French Champagne (that's right! alcohol is so much better than water!)<br />
Once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same (uh huh)<br />
Yeah, she'll make you go insane. <br />
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<i>[CHORUS]</i><br />
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She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain. <br />
She'll make you live her crazy life <br />
but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come On!<br />
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<i>[CHORUS]</i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Okay, I have concluded that this song embodies Lavida Loca. And I didn't even intend it to be so.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Lavida Loves it.<br />
</span></span>Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-43466233331756156542009-11-17T09:15:00.000+11:002009-11-17T09:15:00.443+11:00A little ModestyI can't believe there are people who do this.<br />
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</div>Turning this work of art ^<br />
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Into this.. work of fart.<br />
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</div>apparently this is done by a serial graffiti artist called 'Princess Hijab'. I am not liking her work ;P just because it is covering up some eye candy. But I suppose it is a brave way to speak up about something.<br />
I'd love it if this was in some Muslim country. However, I'm sure the ads wouldn't be up in the first place.<br />
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Challenge authority my hot men! Reveal your beauty! (to me)Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-42835697058019047872009-11-15T09:32:00.000+11:002009-11-15T09:32:00.622+11:00HomotographyWho doesn't love a little man on man action?<br />
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Unless you're straight, lesbian, asexual, a tranny trader/loon or strictly loyal to animal sex.<br />
Okay, so maybe the scope isn't so wide. My point is, there is a certain beauty to two men in love.<br />
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<a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_9_Am7NXTPzc/SqR5980pmRI/AAAAAAAAGOc/beSIZqzRrRc/SK10%5B6%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_9_Am7NXTPzc/SqR5980pmRI/AAAAAAAAGOc/beSIZqzRrRc/SK10%5B6%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="310" /></a>Alexander the Great conquered with it, Socrates the Greek philosopher perused upon it and Saladin the Sultan of Egypt <br />
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*On Saladin<br />
<blockquote><span style="font-size: 85%;">Richard The Lion Heart, had a secret passion for Saladin. Richard also shared a bed with Philip II of France. According to Gerald, the Archdeacon of Wales, they were inseparable lovers recalling that the English king "so honored Philip that by day they ate at one table, off one dish, and at night they slept in one bed. And the king of France loved him as his own soul."</span></blockquote><br />
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The statue of david is a testament to male eroticism. It is by no means, something new.<br />
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<a href="http://draft.blogger.com/goog_1258115570360"><br />
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<a href="http://homotography.blogspot.com/">http://homotography.blogspot.com</a><br />
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</div>This shot is called "James Twice" by the great photographer <a href="http://www.gigistoll.com/">Gigi Stoll</a>. It definitely pushes some buttons~ <br />
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Gay imagery. I love it.Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-82109918368765180682009-11-13T09:52:00.000+11:002009-11-13T09:52:00.259+11:00A Drag's Secret Identity.Each of us have had something about ourselves that we hide from the world. A dirty little secret about yourself that you would allow a select few to share with.<br />
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As a drag queen, some of us may be fully out to everyone. I am sure however, that this group is a minority.<br />
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Imagine my surprise when a high school friend of mine asked me about my pictures on a high profile blog?<br />
Let me clarify, She asked my BOY mode, about the pictures, as she apparently recognized me.<br />
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A little background on Lavida, I studied in a terrifyingly religious school that would crucify the very thought of someone crossdressing. My peer's social system was built around the church. Which added brownie points to popularity. Meaning, them holy bitches that act all purity, are actually the 'IT' girls in high school.<br />
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In the wise words of Bowling For Soup, High School Never Ends.<br />
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I did a search on this blog. And it was the top hit on google.<br />
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</div>I am not going to disclose anymore information about the whole thing. It is sufficient to know that, we should be very careful with our digital footprints. Especially with our dirty little secrets.Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-50069508503584138222009-11-11T02:45:00.005+11:002009-11-11T03:29:45.612+11:00Miss Lotus 2009 at Heaven's DoorWave my little wallabies. Wave.<br /><br />Who knew Lady Lavida would end up at Heaven's door? I always thought Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.<br /><br />The night began with Miss Aida taking to the stage with the lovely Miss Kamira Holden.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmSuxPiPsI/AAAAAAAAAIo/N2Nd4dKWI-4/s1600-h/IMG_2037.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmSuxPiPsI/AAAAAAAAAIo/N2Nd4dKWI-4/s320/IMG_2037.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402510560197754562" border="0" /></a><br />The contestants were Miss Mercedez, Miss Gabby, Miss Gayzha, Miss Jessie, Miss Lil Kit and yours truly, Lady Lavida Loca.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Mercedez<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmQOuCZX6I/AAAAAAAAAHQ/dcsd5kcShQ8/s1600-h/IMG_1890.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmQOuCZX6I/AAAAAAAAAHQ/dcsd5kcShQ8/s320/IMG_1890.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402507810558271394" border="0" /></a>Gayzha<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmQO7GHBwI/AAAAAAAAAHY/uXZIcbLoDNE/s1600-h/IMG_1896.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmQO7GHBwI/AAAAAAAAAHY/uXZIcbLoDNE/s320/IMG_1896.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402507814063507202" border="0" /></a>Gabby<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmQQJseDyI/AAAAAAAAAHw/QQIhzCb7B88/s1600-h/IMG_1921.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmQQJseDyI/AAAAAAAAAHw/QQIhzCb7B88/s320/IMG_1921.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402507835162365730" border="0" /></a>Lil Kit<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmQPnUQleI/AAAAAAAAAHo/n1xODBsnOnw/s1600-h/IMG_1915.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmQPnUQleI/AAAAAAAAAHo/n1xODBsnOnw/s320/IMG_1915.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402507825934013922" border="0" /></a>Jess<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmRK29FQaI/AAAAAAAAAH4/hjiJeopvr3A/s1600-h/IMG_1947.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmRK29FQaI/AAAAAAAAAH4/hjiJeopvr3A/s320/IMG_1947.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402508843744051618" border="0" /></a><br />And Your Lady Lavida!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmQPB58mUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/L3iaKaD5ndE/s1600-h/IMG_1902.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmQPB58mUI/AAAAAAAAAHg/L3iaKaD5ndE/s320/IMG_1902.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402507815891540290" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmSviYXCxI/AAAAAAAAAI4/1YroCRO24G4/s1600-h/IMG_1929.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmSviYXCxI/AAAAAAAAAI4/1YroCRO24G4/s320/IMG_1929.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402510573388106514" border="0" /></a></div>The first round was Q&A about your home town and why are you choosing to be in Miss Lotus.<br />I submitted the question :" What changes will you make as Miss Lotus 09?"<br />I answered, firstly, I would change the title from 09, to 69. because that's a position worth having ;P"<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmRLagEERI/AAAAAAAAAII/E1FF2PdV9UI/s1600-h/IMG_1909.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmRLagEERI/AAAAAAAAAII/E1FF2PdV9UI/s320/IMG_1909.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402508853286015250" border="0" /></a><br />Then I will promote Sex, and encourage people to have more sex by putting up posters that said "I put the STD in STUD, and all I need is U" *winks*<br />The crowd went nuts for these . It was a good start.<br /><br />Miss Lil Kit and myself attempted a stand up comedy act. Talk about taking a risk.<br />I chose to do a Wanda Sykes impression. Honouring her comedy skit on Gay Marriage.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmRLJhSarI/AAAAAAAAAIA/1j_ROibstmE/s1600-h/IMG_1945.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmRLJhSarI/AAAAAAAAAIA/1j_ROibstmE/s320/IMG_1945.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402508848727747250" border="0" /></a><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1IHdaJOZe7E&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1IHdaJOZe7E&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Gayzha's outfit for her dance was amazing!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmRL66wevI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/wbZnW2600EQ/s1600-h/IMG_1971.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CvFe_5lyw4g/SvmRL66wevI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/wbZnW2600EQ/s320/IMG_1971.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402508861987912434" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Finally , it was an evening wear presentation. 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Contestants will make a "gala entrance" from the upstairs dressing room, down the stairs to the stage and present themselves to the audience and judges. Each contestant will then be asked a question or 2 about their national pride, why they have entered and why the Lotus Awards are important. (Contestants can submit their own suggested Questions if they want - but BEFORE the night). <br />
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Contestants change during break and make a 2nd "gala entrance" from the upstairs dressing room, down the stairs to the stage.Suggested costume is your favorite famous person (performer or film star etc).<br />
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I've also attached the map for your convenience. 10pm 4th of November. seeyaLavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com2Heaven's Door-37.846341744607479 144.99127149581909-37.848459744607482 144.98762349581909 -37.844223744607476 144.99491949581909tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-74199956471162150642009-11-02T10:36:00.000+11:002009-11-02T10:36:30.411+11:00The Halloween Party!Lovely Lavida has a surprise!<br />
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as I have discussed in the last post. I am sooo glad it turned out as I wanted. And it was great for photo opp, but I didn't make full use of it as I was a lil too drunk.<br />
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Lavida is here to share with you the lovely art of customizing your own dress.<br />
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Next, you thread the appropriate color (that matches your dress, so the threads are invisible and discreet.<br />
For those wallowing wallabies that haven't got a clue. Don't worry, Lavida's feeling patient and kind. I'll provide a link for just how to sew?<br />
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Clickable Link=<a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Sew./">How To Sew</a> <br />
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Once you have mastered that skill. Or at least discreet about your handicapped sewing ability. Buy some chiffon, puffy material stuff to make ...How shall I say it... puffs.<br />
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Why I suppose you could even tell our enemies "HOW Ugly you look today!, my my, going all out aren't we?" and they wouldn't even have to be in a halloween mask.<br />
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Back to the arts and crafts, Next you would thread the sequins to the end of the thread, and use those in place of knots to keep the stitches nice and tight.<br />
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So to all my pretty bitches and witches, Have a Drag of a Halloween. take note, Creativity can always replace necessity (if you dont have it, create it). and Beauty is an attitude.<br />
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Anyway, this was Lavida's very own Milkshake Mix mashup. <br />
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Kelis step aside, because my milkshake's more versatile than yours! that's right, it's better than yours,stuffed with tissue, and it's de-tach-a-ble. lalalalala~ strap it on.<br />
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Clap now! I can hear you through the Internet :)Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8798043406454887624.post-70640143538786007832009-10-26T09:16:00.001+11:002009-10-26T09:16:00.566+11:00Lavida loves Albanian singer- BleroDuring my travels to Albania! land of the Albinos. Lavida met this lovely young gentleman, who wasn't so gentle in bed...wootss~<br />
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This man goes by the name of Blero, and has since fallen in love with yours truly.<br />
He then signed on a record with Duffy, and release a new hit in my name.<br />
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Awww, A love song for lil' ol' me?<br />
I am truly touched.<br />
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like the Albanians say, "Ju e dini doni Lavida Loca, bitches"<br />
huh, I thought there would be a way to say bitches in Albanian.<br />
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oh well, Lavida Loves you~Lavida Locahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04084763589886828590noreply@blogger.com0