Turn Off the Music here \/

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Wilheldiva Hater

Lavida loves the episode 13 from season 2 of Ugly Betty - Chica and The Man

A very dragalicious episode. Featuring Wilhelmina Slater's very own twin or doppelganger. At first, I thought, there must be someone else even more alike Vanessa Williams that they could have used, although the drag queen had a certain likeness....unless!....

click* click* search*


- I was right!

The character was played by her younger brother -Chris Williams. The cast includes Ru Paul and Hedda Lettuce. I also saw a cameo by Perez Hilton

I loved the Manna Wintour in the show too. Which reminds me, I need to get my hands on Ru Paul's Drag Race 2.
Bye bye chicas!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Glass More Than Half Full

Her Highness, Lady Lavida Loca has returned from her Royal Tour to NeverNeverLand.

Back with a ferocious fabulousity.

Lavida has joined the cast of Stirfried - With the Dazzling Hostess , Dee Dee Dazzler and Demigoddess Venus Envy.

3 girls in an oyster. Nothing fishy here.

Here's a video of our special stirfried performance "Anything Goes"

It's on facebook so make sure you add our wonderful new fan page for more updates! 
Come to

The Glasshouse Hotel 
51 Gipps Street, Collingwood, Melbourne.
10.30pm till 1.00am

See you all there :)

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Alexander Uijleman

This boy makes me pregnant just by looking at him.
 Alexander Uijleman
Height : 182
Weight : 70
Chest : 36 "
waist : 30 "
hips : 35.5 "
hair : Black
eyes : Brown
shoes : 42
nationality : Netherlands

I am officially in heat!
Find out more at - bisean blog writeup

Something about him just has tha perfect blend of boyish creamyness with a naughty playful sexual appeal.
Ok I need some alone time now.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Manga Fox: Futaba-kun Change Manga Series

When I was a teen (which wasn't that long ago) I remember reading this comic about a boy whose hereditary condition that surfaces at puberty caused him to change sex whenever he was excited or stress. It was one of the funniest stories I've ever read, making 'normal' puberty seem a breeze in comparison.

I have taken the liberty of searching for the database that allows you to read it in english (I read it in Mandarin) for free :)
You love me! awwww~



Manga Fox: Futaba-kun Change Manga Series

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Beautiful Warrior Charlotte - Anime Drag Queen

Girls and Mister Sisters, this is a rare find.

From the popular anime series - Bleach, comes this hilarious villian

The embodiment of inner beauty herself, MISS CHARLOTTE CUULHOURNE

It's a long video, but worth the watch!


I almost died when I watched her 'transformation', choking on my own laughter.

Whoever created this character definitely knows what she's talking about.
In fact, I think it may be based on Miss Noxeema Jackson ala To Wong Foo, played by Wesley Snipes.

Here's a ode to Ms Jackson for being an inspiration to us all.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Drag Make Up

Where am I? What day is it?

Holla out there, your dear Lavida is back from Rehab! and I'm here to show you guys the magic of make up.

Yes, Lavida and Mercedez went out to the suburbs to get our make up professinally done. oh shit, i may need to stay in rehab.

Anyway, enough of my slurring, here we go!


Step 1- The Base.


for a good long lasting make up base, we put on the Primer so everything goes smooth. Then slap on a thick thick slab of cream foundation (liquid foundation is more natural but doesn't give as much coverage).

You can also add the harsh contour lines for it to start setting.
Then we use semi-liquefied soap to cover the brows. Repeat a few layers. Eventually, the eye brows are ready to be covered over with foundation, and pigmented mousse.




Practically invisible!


























Step 2: EyeShadow
prepare your color scheme. For a truly over-the-top, signature drag look, your eyebrows are where your crease will be from now on.
Take your finger to the lid crease, where the eye sockets meet the brow bone, you're going to lift that by a fingers' width to your brow, and do a dark colour there. Try to blend it from dark to light, blending upwards.



As your eyebrows are bumpy under the soap layers, you'll want to get cream pigments, or face paint to finish the colours.


It will end up with a much smoother effect. You can see the result here, although my friend has forgotten to blend a lighter color on top of the red, which is supposed to be the crease.




STEP 3 : Eyebrows

Now this is a tough one, because you never know which type of arch suits your face.
Generally though, one should start pretty close to the bridge of your nose, and then draw it high to about 2/3rds of your eye's length (a little after where my yellow high lights turn to green shadow), and then draw it back down towards your cheekbones.


This isn't a really good example, but it's my friend's first time doing drag make up.
Almost done :)

Step 4: Glitterize!
Drag queens are about an excess of femininity. bright, sparkly shiny and colorful. just put that on your face. hahaa. well, it depends if you know how to do it tastefully.
My friend finished off with a few stick-on rhinestones at the corners of my eyes. It is always good to know that drawing things upwards create a more youthful effect. Add the wig and
TADAA!


Lavida is out to play!:) Mercedez is done too





We are the new Drag Bomb Diggity!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Genderfun, Photofun

You all know I love my dear friend Amnesia Sparkles,
I was looking at her page when I found this cute video she posted up.


It is so amusing. Some male hollywood stars as a woman. It actually kinda suits some of them.

These pictures remind me of the super fun Photofunia.

Another link for my lovelies:
And my favourite one!






Victoria's New Secret bitches!  - She's a Man 


http://www.photofunia.com

Sunday, November 22, 2009

The Iron Ladies

Many years ago, I saw a trailer about a show that featured transsexuals and crossdressers as a Volleyball team.

I just happened to remember wanting to watch it many years ago, but downloading movies wasn't as accessible as it is today.
After hours of searching and getting dead torrents, I finally managed to find it on a forum site.
Just because it was termed as an 'Asian' torrent, it seem to make it a lot harder to get.
For those of you who are interested, this is the link where you can get it.
The Iron Ladies Torrent

You will not be able to download it unless you sign up for an account though, but there's no fees, which is good.
I'm currently waiting for the show to finish downloading, but once that's done I'll give you a little review of my own. There is also a sequel which I plan to watch, and with a membership to this Avista forum for Asian torrents (what a load of pretentious exclusive wannabes), I can watch it now.
I love technology.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Bad Romance

Ro ma, RO MAMA! Gaga, OOH LALA!

I am so loving Gaga's new song Bad Romance.
She always has the perfect theme and the perfect awe inspiring video to set my dance legs on fire!

OMG!

I am Loving those snap trap heels she wears! By Alexander McQueen!


These ones:

And I love that Polar Fur Rug/Coat! Have a grand entrance and drop it to the floor~
LOVE IT!

*just in* its a Faux fur coat by Benjamin Cho. snaps for this mister sister!


DRRRAMAA Dra ma ma , Gaga Ooh La la!

More behind the scenes


The Fashion Show!
Tranny Heels Are IN!!!!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Loca

I am very proud of my sister from another mister - Miss Nina Flowers!

She has just released a brand new track - Loca


Hmm, in honour of me perhaps? hahaha. Well no, I took my name from the great Madame Vida from To Wong Foo, played by the late Patrick Swayze. It just happens that one of my favourite drag queens loves to call others 'Loca'

You can have a listen to several versions of her songs here:
https://www.masterbeat.com/#release/884502262186

I can't help but feel like she sang it in honour of me everytime I hear the 'Loca loca loca loca......'
However, I have switched my slideshow music to the original Livin La Vida Loca song, but a cover by Lee Hom. One of the hottest man on earth by the way. apparently playing on 'our' team ;) if ya know what I mean.

I didn't really think about it, but the lyrics describe me really well!

She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls. (gotta watch out for those omens)
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall.
She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light.  ( I do love candelight)
She's got a new addiction for every day and night. (chocolate, TV shows, alcohol)

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain. (I love it!)
She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain ( Meet me at the club, I'll show you)
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!

[CHORUS:]
Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha  (I know you're starting to wonder if Ricky and I were seeing each other ;)
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.

Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel  (perhaps it was Melbourne city, in a funky chic hotel)
She took my heart and she took my money (yeah that sounds like me)
she must've slipped me a sleeping pill
She never drinks the water and makes you order French Champagne (that's right! alcohol is so much better than water!)
Once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same (uh huh)
Yeah, she'll make you go insane.

[CHORUS]

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live her crazy life
but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come On!

[CHORUS]



Okay, I have concluded that this song embodies Lavida Loca. And I didn't even intend it to be so.
Lavida Loves it.