Turn Off the Music here \/

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Winter Frostings

The air is so chilly that my nipples could stab your eyes out.

Yes it is winter here in the lovely city of Melbourne. Where warmth goes to die. Lavida went out last Saturday but the weather is fucking up my Chi (ancient chinese word for libido...or life energy...same same). ANywaysss, I am waiting for my shadow sister to load the photos. but in the meanwhile, I'll show you my beauty during my last outing at Sunday's Love Machine. Where my drag black sister -Mercedes performed!



You know you love it.
Now to get the frostings out of my vajayjay

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Stalker & Make the Yuletide Gay

This is scary but it's been months since I last saw this guy. But it was just a few hours ago when I heard him.

Why? because I gave him my number, one ingloriously drunk night, when beer goggles made him a whole lot cuter.

I hate those who just can't take a hint. - Boy! you are over and done with, now make like a trashcan and put a lid on it!

I know it's been a horribly long while since I last posted. But I thought I'd share my pretty new pic here :)
I've been away in another man's fabulous fantasy. He wouldn't let me go as usual.
Which brings me back to my point. - DO NOT give out ur numbers to tranny traders my sisters who are misters!~
It is a risk we should learn not to take. They are the dogs and we are the masters. Always remember that ;)

Gay movie update:
Make the Yuletide Gay

It was a gay version of an overdone Happy christmas movie. Where family and the fear of being unloved is the same old challenge for our pair of lovers. Good god, why can't someone come up with something original? Or something with a whit more intelligence? I hated the fact that they used age old gay puns! "Don't drop the balls", "Do you want to be on top or the bottom?" "Forget those wieners, try his Bratwurst"--- Rudolph should stick his antlers up their ass.

That is all! as you were.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Wilheldiva Hater

Lavida loves the episode 13 from season 2 of Ugly Betty - Chica and The Man

A very dragalicious episode. Featuring Wilhelmina Slater's very own twin or doppelganger. At first, I thought, there must be someone else even more alike Vanessa Williams that they could have used, although the drag queen had a certain likeness....unless!....

click* click* search*


- I was right!

The character was played by her younger brother -Chris Williams. The cast includes Ru Paul and Hedda Lettuce. I also saw a cameo by Perez Hilton

I loved the Manna Wintour in the show too. Which reminds me, I need to get my hands on Ru Paul's Drag Race 2.
Bye bye chicas!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Glass More Than Half Full

Her Highness, Lady Lavida Loca has returned from her Royal Tour to NeverNeverLand.

Back with a ferocious fabulousity.

Lavida has joined the cast of Stirfried - With the Dazzling Hostess , Dee Dee Dazzler and Demigoddess Venus Envy.

3 girls in an oyster. Nothing fishy here.

Here's a video of our special stirfried performance "Anything Goes"

It's on facebook so make sure you add our wonderful new fan page for more updates! 
Come to

The Glasshouse Hotel 
51 Gipps Street, Collingwood, Melbourne.
10.30pm till 1.00am

See you all there :)

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Alexander Uijleman

This boy makes me pregnant just by looking at him.
 Alexander Uijleman
Height : 182
Weight : 70
Chest : 36 "
waist : 30 "
hips : 35.5 "
hair : Black
eyes : Brown
shoes : 42
nationality : Netherlands

I am officially in heat!
Find out more at - bisean blog writeup

Something about him just has tha perfect blend of boyish creamyness with a naughty playful sexual appeal.
Ok I need some alone time now.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Manga Fox: Futaba-kun Change Manga Series

When I was a teen (which wasn't that long ago) I remember reading this comic about a boy whose hereditary condition that surfaces at puberty caused him to change sex whenever he was excited or stress. It was one of the funniest stories I've ever read, making 'normal' puberty seem a breeze in comparison.

I have taken the liberty of searching for the database that allows you to read it in english (I read it in Mandarin) for free :)
You love me! awwww~



Manga Fox: Futaba-kun Change Manga Series

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Beautiful Warrior Charlotte - Anime Drag Queen

Girls and Mister Sisters, this is a rare find.

From the popular anime series - Bleach, comes this hilarious villian

The embodiment of inner beauty herself, MISS CHARLOTTE CUULHOURNE

It's a long video, but worth the watch!


I almost died when I watched her 'transformation', choking on my own laughter.

Whoever created this character definitely knows what she's talking about.
In fact, I think it may be based on Miss Noxeema Jackson ala To Wong Foo, played by Wesley Snipes.

Here's a ode to Ms Jackson for being an inspiration to us all.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Drag Make Up

Where am I? What day is it?

Holla out there, your dear Lavida is back from Rehab! and I'm here to show you guys the magic of make up.

Yes, Lavida and Mercedez went out to the suburbs to get our make up professinally done. oh shit, i may need to stay in rehab.

Anyway, enough of my slurring, here we go!


Step 1- The Base.


for a good long lasting make up base, we put on the Primer so everything goes smooth. Then slap on a thick thick slab of cream foundation (liquid foundation is more natural but doesn't give as much coverage).

You can also add the harsh contour lines for it to start setting.
Then we use semi-liquefied soap to cover the brows. Repeat a few layers. Eventually, the eye brows are ready to be covered over with foundation, and pigmented mousse.




Practically invisible!


























Step 2: EyeShadow
prepare your color scheme. For a truly over-the-top, signature drag look, your eyebrows are where your crease will be from now on.
Take your finger to the lid crease, where the eye sockets meet the brow bone, you're going to lift that by a fingers' width to your brow, and do a dark colour there. Try to blend it from dark to light, blending upwards.



As your eyebrows are bumpy under the soap layers, you'll want to get cream pigments, or face paint to finish the colours.


It will end up with a much smoother effect. You can see the result here, although my friend has forgotten to blend a lighter color on top of the red, which is supposed to be the crease.




STEP 3 : Eyebrows

Now this is a tough one, because you never know which type of arch suits your face.
Generally though, one should start pretty close to the bridge of your nose, and then draw it high to about 2/3rds of your eye's length (a little after where my yellow high lights turn to green shadow), and then draw it back down towards your cheekbones.


This isn't a really good example, but it's my friend's first time doing drag make up.
Almost done :)

Step 4: Glitterize!
Drag queens are about an excess of femininity. bright, sparkly shiny and colorful. just put that on your face. hahaa. well, it depends if you know how to do it tastefully.
My friend finished off with a few stick-on rhinestones at the corners of my eyes. It is always good to know that drawing things upwards create a more youthful effect. Add the wig and
TADAA!


Lavida is out to play!:) Mercedez is done too





We are the new Drag Bomb Diggity!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Genderfun, Photofun

You all know I love my dear friend Amnesia Sparkles,
I was looking at her page when I found this cute video she posted up.


It is so amusing. Some male hollywood stars as a woman. It actually kinda suits some of them.

These pictures remind me of the super fun Photofunia.

Another link for my lovelies:
And my favourite one!






Victoria's New Secret bitches!  - She's a Man 


http://www.photofunia.com

Sunday, November 22, 2009

The Iron Ladies

Many years ago, I saw a trailer about a show that featured transsexuals and crossdressers as a Volleyball team.

I just happened to remember wanting to watch it many years ago, but downloading movies wasn't as accessible as it is today.
After hours of searching and getting dead torrents, I finally managed to find it on a forum site.
Just because it was termed as an 'Asian' torrent, it seem to make it a lot harder to get.
For those of you who are interested, this is the link where you can get it.
The Iron Ladies Torrent

You will not be able to download it unless you sign up for an account though, but there's no fees, which is good.
I'm currently waiting for the show to finish downloading, but once that's done I'll give you a little review of my own. There is also a sequel which I plan to watch, and with a membership to this Avista forum for Asian torrents (what a load of pretentious exclusive wannabes), I can watch it now.
I love technology.