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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Brand New Breasts!

Shante my darling wallabies!

Mama has just received her brand new breasts! flown in from Canada!
Who needs plastic surgery when they can hang au naturale

They are soft as a baby's bottom. Tender fillets. (PS, my clueless boys out there, girls wear silicon bras which are called CHICKEN FILLETS, cuz they look like that. duh. They do not wear RAW chicken meat on their breasts!)
Back to my detachable breasts~
The nipples are permanently pert, The straps are detachable in the center, the back, and even at the shoulders. Straps are clear PVC. Washable and non stick. So you need to wear a bra or leave the straps on.

Sure they are also meant for breast cancer patients who've undergone Mastectomy. But the seller's realized a whole new market in the Mister Sisters department :D

So If any of you preening wallabies wish to sprout a pair of boobilicious. This is Lavida's recommended store. EBAY!
http://shop.ebay.com.au/lebeauty888/m.html

2 comments:

Alexa-Star a.k.a. Shaza said...

This wallabies are getting a pair!~

Lavida Loca said...

hahahaha!

I shall be watching out for a new pair of double threats ;)